[ID: Two drawings of hijabis and owl. 1: A hijabi girl with medium brown skin and black eyes wears a khimar with the pattern and colors of a barn owl, beige pants and flats, and a pair of safety goggles. She holds a beaker with bubbling green liquid in one hand and a barn owl is perched on her shoulder.
2: A light skinned niqabi wears a black and white outfit, consisting of a black khimar with white spots, a white niqab, and a long dress that is black with white patterns on the side and white with black patterns in the middle. Her hands are painted with henna. She holds a book and a calculator in one hand and a black owl with white spots is perched on her other hand. /end ID]
I explained how keyboard smashing in English expresses laughing really hard and she taught me the Japanese equivalent in return!!
As some of you might know, in Japanese, “w” from the word “to laugh” 笑う 「わらう」 is basically like “lol” in Japanese so when there’s a bunch of “w”’s together it looks like this wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
and it looks like a bunch of grass so one slang word to show something is funny is 草 「くさ」 which is the word/kanji for grass so you don’t have to type out a bunch of w’s.
So the step up from 草 is 大草原 「だいそうげん」 which means prairie since there’s a lot more grass.
And if something leaves you laughing so much that you can’t hold it back you could say 大草原不可避 「だいそうげんふかひ」 which basically means “inevitable prairie”.
The “inevitable part”, 不可避 「ふかひ」 in this phrase means laughter is inevitable and you can’t help but laugh.
please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours
named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event
This is so American I could CRY
oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:
an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan
this miata built by rocket scientists
the mr2 boat
the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times
the homer simpson car built by uranium workers
this limo whose brakes caught on fire
the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats
and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved
The absolute metaphorical snarl that is a Limo modeled after the titanic called “unstoppable”, whose breaks caught fire, is just, absolutely sending me
If you are silent about your pain they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston
This is one of those posts where I feel like I’m doing others and myself a disservice by not sharing. I wish someone had shown me this a long time ago.
Maybe I’d be having to do less work to break out of this shell, now.
